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BigDaz said:
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Michael Jackson forced to wear ball and chain during International Dance Competition.
"Other competitors had no chance of winning otherwise" explained an official.
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:too funny: the was fantastic!
 
BigDaz said:
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Michael Jackson forced to wear ball and chain during International Dance Competition.
"Other competitors had no chance of winning otherwise" explained an official.
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haha thats cute and true! hahaha:clapping:
 
Ok, I'm givin this a shot lol



"Don't even think about taking my sucker, you already stole my chicken..."


"We've done this 57 times already, what the hell do you mean one more take?!"


"DUDE! Where's my car?!?!"


MJ to judge: "Psst, hey, which way to the men's room? I really really gotta go!"
 
princesmharj said:
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hey kid its not cool to hit someones crotch !! you will know it when you get old !! :p
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michael:iiiiiiiii! my crocth !! awwww...now why did i grab DAT good..ho it stings a sretainplace on me..hope i dont need xrays now..erheeee!!!**dances finich t6the runs out whitl oucchhes..love from anja..erhehhhh!! i hope ill get this fast in hhere..sorry..a.b.
 
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Christian A. : " come on Mike, since i am in the fashion industry, i get big discounts here"
Michael: "also on brown slippers?"
 
Someone should do this one, I can't think of anything but I just know there's a funny caption somewhere to this photo :lol:

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That's it buddy! I can take the glove critism, I can take the fedora haterz - but dis the hair...and YOU . ARE . DEAD . !!
 
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ACCLAIMED MUSICIAL SENSATION MICHAEL JACKSON AND FAMOUS SUPERMODEL NAOMI CAMPBELL HAVE A POSE-OFF
- People Magazine


:p
 
Here's some more..


"You're clowning my hair?!"


"Clown my hair all you want I can't hear you la la la I can't hear you!!"


"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp.... mmm tastes like chicken."


MJ thinking to himself: "They said they were gonna teach me the Russian version of the Hokey Pokey... somehow I don't think this is it..."
 
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"Who's bad?"

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"Wow, you like me, you REALLY like me!"

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"Hi girls."
 
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"...and then I was like 'Tito,Put DOWN my chicken'"

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"Is this the face of someone who would do domething like that..."

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"Dang that Jermaine...I bet he thought that was funny,too...so much gum"
 
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Michael: (to the photographer) Dude! Have you seen her boobs?!
Elizabeth: *doesn't hear Michael* Hi everyone! *wave*

1 HOUR LATER

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Michael: *still looking* omg! :wild:
Elizabeth: *notices* Michael... What are you staring at? :ermm:
 
StephluvsMJ said:
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Okay, I've added a second part to this "story" LOL... I so need a life

Part 2: Sneddon sues Michael

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Lawyer: Mr Jackson, do you know why you’re here?
Michael: I turned Snedface into a pig?
Lawyer: What you did was humiliating to my client, and it was unacceptable!

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Michael: But he was asking for it…
Lawyer: You will be thrown in a prison cell if you did this…Did you, or did you not turn Snedface… I mean… my client into a pig?

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Michael: What if I refuse to answer this question?
Lawyer: Remember you are under oath, you must answer truthfully!

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Michael: You want the truth?
Lawyer: Yes, Mr Jackson the truth…

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Michael: The truth is…

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Michael: Mikey tired…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson?

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Michael: Mikey go sleepy now.
Lawyer: We have evidence against you Mr Jackson…

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Michael:...
Lawyer: Wake up please! We are in a court of law!

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Michael: Okay, fine, show me the doggone evidence…
Lawyer: This is Exibit 626. Mr Jackson, please describe what you see in this picture…

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Michael: I see…

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Michael: *Looks up Sneddon sitting opposite him on the plaintiff’s table*

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Michael: *laughs hysterically* This is you all over, man!...

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Michael: All over!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson! What do you see?!!

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Michael: okay… I see Snedface…
Lawyer: Does it seem strange to you that Snedface…ugh!...Mr Sneddon appears to be a pig in this picture?

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Michael: He always looks like that though…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, this is inappropriate…

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Michael: okay… yes, he’s a pig…in the picture I mean
Lawyer: And what possessed you to do such a thing to this innocent man?

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Michael: Say what?
Lawyer: what possessed you…

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Michael: One order of candy over here!
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, answer my question, please…

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Michael: hold the orange jelly babies!
Lawyer: You are disrupting the court…

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Michael: *Michael mumbling under his breath* There are orange jelly babies in here! I thought I told them to keep it to themselves!
Lawyer: You are in court, this is inappropr…

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Michael: You want some candy?
Lawyer: Mr Jackson…

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Michael: The orange jelly babies are all yours…
Lawyer: Mr Jackson, can we please get back on track here…

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Michael: Okay… fine, your loss…
Lawyer: Why did you turn my client into a pig?

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Michael: It was something that needed to be done. Nature MADE SURE that I compensated for everything Snedface had done to me. I turned him into a pig… Big Deal!
Lawyer: And his boyfriend, Mr Bashir. You had turned him into a dog!

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Michael: Bashit was asking for it… he gets on my nerves more than Snedface!
Lawyer: I have no further questions your honor, the defendant has admitted to the crime…
Judge: Do you have anything else you would like to add to your testimony, Mr Jackson?

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Michael: Just one other thing, your honor. Somethings that were stated in this court room were false, Snedface, obviously has something against me. But here is one thing that is absolutely true… 100% true your honor…
Judge: and what is that, Mr Jackson?

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Michael: I…

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…am…

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….Sexaayy!
Judge: Mr Jackson, get off the stand!

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Michael: *laughs* just thought I’d state the facts
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that was absoloutely hilarious, expecially the ending, that last picture was great too, make another !! it was incredible!
 
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Michael Jackson : yes, bless you. Bless you all!
Hahah! Bless you. And you. AOW! And you! heeeehe...huhhh... bleeeess you!


for those who have seen the movie MILK >
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MJ: Yes, I know you all are angry. I AM ANGRY TOO!!
 
hehe i came across this photo and it SCREAMS "Cap ME!!!"

Enjoy


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I credit the op in another forum this is NOT my photo!
 
lol posted this in the 'questionable' facial expression thread :p


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Michael: for real, it's that big!







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*runsaway*

:lol:
 
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