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finally i get my rest
 
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MJ - *Sighs* ''Friends forever''
Shaun - ''Oh i think i got something in my eye''
Other boy (Sorry but i can't remember his name right now lol) - *thinking* ''Just pretend you don't know them''
 
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MJ..you can't beat my PJs...LOL :toofunny: Just kidding..his PJs are the best :D..good one Snow :clap:
 
MJbabe21 said:
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ MJ..you can't beat my PJs...LOL :toofunny: Just kidding..his PJs are the best :D..good one Snow :clap:
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Thank you very much :happy:, I didn't need to be :naughty: :giggle:



Thousands of fans yellin: MICHAEEEEEEEEELLLLL WE :wub: YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! :wild: :stretcher:
MJ: I know, I know but could you please SHHHH? I wanna say something :thankyou:
 
okay, so it's been a while since i've done these....but i hope they make someone laugh lol

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Reflexion: one day michael was takin a joy cruise where he accidentally cut off a guy on the road. The guy, having anger issues like he does, pulls Mike over, gets out of the car, pulls mike out of his car, bends over and draws a circle on the road with chalk (why he carries chalk with him no one knows). Then he angrily tells michael that he is NEVER to step out of the circle, instead, he is to stand there and watch him as he bashes in his car (keep in mind that this guy is HUGE and scary). so the guy turns around and busts a tail light until he hears michael giggling (we all know what a joyful sound that is ^_^). The guy turns around and asks "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING" and michael replies with a simple "oh nothing"..the man then turns around and smashes in a window before michael begins to giggle again. the guy turned around, red in the face and asks again. WHAT'S SO FUNNY!! mikes reply was once again "oh nothing"....this happened once more and the guy was FURIOUS! he demanded "YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY OR I HIT YOU!!" and michael busted into gut laughter and replied "HOOOHOHOHOH!! OH NOTHING! IT'S JUST THAT WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING I STEPPED OUT OF THE CIRCLE THREE TIMES!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHEW!"

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person off camera: LOOK!! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!!
Mike: WHAT?! WHERE!!! .... ohh haha..yoouu kidder you. he's not really here! you almost had me too.

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mike: Nooo. You're a LIAR! .. IIII beat YOU at nintendo.
boy: no michael i remember it...i was going-
mike: LIAR!! I HATE YOU! GO AWAY!!!
boy: BUT MIKE-
mike: GO!!!!!

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Bill: hehe. you see how much your fans love you mike? you ask for Doo Doo and they give you doo doo
mike: What? what are talking about.......ohhh crap.
Bill: HA! Literally

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Mike: hehe!! are all these people really here for ME!!! this is so unexpected! i could get used to this
Director:Mike, if you haven't gotten used to it after 20 somethin years then i don't think you ever could

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Mike: CUT! cut cut cut!....there's something missing i just... i feel like something's missing
Lisa: well mike....there is a cold draft comin in
Mike: Nooo. that's not what i mean!!
 
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I'm just warnin' ya guys...i used that bathroom back there and i wouldn't recommend ANYONE goin in there for at least a half hour

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Michael, spotting a long eared shadow down the street begins to tremble as all his childhood memories come roaring back to him.... "SILLY RABBIT!! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!"

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cool guy: no michael this is serious. biting your nails is a really bad habbit

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Michael, with great enthusiasm, offers to answer the simple elementary math question. much to his chagrin, he's got the wrong answer.
 
can somone do some captions with photos of the "u rock myworld" film clip.. i reckon that would be funny :)
 
Hahahah keep em coming., these are funny!!Yeah I want to see some photo captions from You Rock my World video!! :D
 
Snow White luvs Peter Pan said:
Glad U liked Gia ;)
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That was funny, Gaby!! More please! :D


BPYTD said:
Oh can i use this too, it reminds me of Robert De Niro's Taxi driver

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**K do you think you're talking to?"
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Ahahahahahaa :lol::rofl:
 
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oh sweets ,which one should i pick,should i pick the lemon,or strawberry,oh i can,t quite make up my mind.i like strawberry but i like the lemon better,which one do you think i should have?(other person)just pick a xxxxsweet michael,(michael)o.k i,ll have the strawberry one.no, hold on i can,t quite decide,i ,ll have the lemon(other person)ahhhh(michael)or maybe the orange flavour,i quite like the orange.
 
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:D The first one was funny :clapping:

Im no good at these but ill have a go :scratch:

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michael " hmmm do u think they will realise ive dropped one?"


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michael " ooops i think he has"

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michael " oh my god, i ordered that KFC like an hour go, im starrrrrrrrrving!!!!!"


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christian" ahh michael that was fun"
michael" touch me on the ass again and ill drowned ya"

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well i think they are funny anyway
 
^^^ LOL...those were funny :lol:.I liked the first two the most :toofunny:
 
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MJ: Any fine ladies want to take this arm with the King of Pop..come on girls, you know you want to!!! "for now, we'll just..Keep it in the Closet!!"[/quote]
i love this one.
 
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michael " oh my god, i ordered that KFC like an hour go, im starrrrrrrrrving!!!!!"
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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]awwww.....he is [/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]just too cute....:wild::heart:[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]I just [/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]love this pic sooo much!!!!11[/FONT][FONT=Arial,Helvetica,adobe-helvetica,Arial Narrow]:wub:[/FONT]​
 
IDK if that Larry King next to MJ or not..So i will just refer to him as the guy next to MJ


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Guy: Mike, you should sing something to me..come on
MJ: umm like what?
Guy: anything.. It don't matter what song, just sing
MJ: ok, here i go!!!* Starts to sing Bootylicious by Destinys child, while signing starts waving his hands up in the air , and does his famous dance moves.


I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this
'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe

*guy next to MJ joins in and dances too..lol*-Move your body up and down (whoo)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo)
I can't help but wonder why
My vibe's too vibealacious for you babe

*both MJ and the guy next to him notice that everyones staring*

MJ- ermmm thanks everyone for watchng our little perform..



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MJ- You see this?huh
back up dancer: yeah..
MJ: well your holding up one finger, in rehearsal we went over that we are gonna hold up two fingers!!
back up dancer: Omg..im sooo sorry. I forgot!!
MJ: Well 1+1= 2.. remeber its 2 fingers..not one,.. Don't make me go all spirit fingers on yo asses again!!yOU dont want me to pull a "Bring it on " stunt on y'all..well if you don't then you guys better remeber its 2 fingers. Hummmm!


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MJ: Mauhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Perfecto!!!

ughhhh they arent that funny!damnnn i can't think!!grrrrr
 
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