OMFG. THIRD TIME I'VE TRIED WRITING THIS DAMN MESSAGE. *twitch*
Kindle rep told me...
1. Marketing did receive my message.
2. Most likely, I won't get info from marketing because of legalities, but I'll at least get a "Sorry, no can do" message.
3. It is impossible to review a book before it is published. At the most, a publisher could review the book (which may be why the first review is 5 stars), but regular users cannot.
4. Amazon cannot provide me with copies of recordings of calls.
Sent off a form for Lulu. Hoping to get some answers there.