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Poefiend
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If you really want to get to know your spouse, divorce them. All will be revealed. - visit JetCityOrange.com
True?:mello:
True?:mello:
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Each and every morning you have to say to yourself “Feet. Hit the floor.”
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Money is not the only reason people work.
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Two or more people and you’ve got politics on your hands.
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That person you find hard to love? You both need it.
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Girlygirl
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Remember: roll the window down and then spit
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:lol:LindaC781
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Our children are payback for what we did as kids.
Considering what I did to my mother when I was little, I'd say that was accurate!! LOL!!
Considering what I did to my mother when I was little, I'd say that was accurate!! LOL!!
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Save money before you spend any. Pay yourself first.
Poefiend
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Don’t wait til the eulogy to tell someone you love them. Otherwise they won’t hear you.
oh man I died in the other thread lol
oh man I died in the other thread lol
movingcoolcat
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^^^very true.:lol:
Does honesty exist in a vacuum? Are you ethical when you’re all alone?
Does honesty exist in a vacuum? Are you ethical when you’re all alone?
Linda Jackson
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Mine says: "If you don’t have paint on your car, you don’t have any reason to honk. "
Hmm, yeah I.. guess... Unless you see a sign that says "Honk if you love cookies", then you MUST honk!! :lol:
Hmm, yeah I.. guess... Unless you see a sign that says "Honk if you love cookies", then you MUST honk!! :lol:
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:lol:!! too tru :cookiemonster:
mine goes :
"In time someone will look for you , better late than never ."
.............*backs away *alrighty then :lol:
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Linda Jackson
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mine goes :
"Someone is looking for you in time , better late than never ."
alrighty then :lol:
:lol: I dont even know what that means!
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i kno !!
me too
*hides under a sheet or sumat *:lol:
yours was better !!!!! i wanna cookie toooo :lol:
Linda Jackson
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i kno !!
me too
*hides under a sheet or sumat *:lol:
yours was better !!!!! i wanna cookie toooo :lol:
:lol: *goes to the kitchen and gets some cookies* You want some? xD
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i would LOVE some after reading that online cookie !!!!!!!
thanx you hun !!
trys again ..
Linda Jackson
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xD
I wonder if there's a fortune cookie that says ice cream is good for you.. I have to check!!
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Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.
:lol:..................hmmm guess it doesnt like me tonight !
linda -yes if a cookie like that does exsist... it should be LAW !!! lets find it LOL !
:lol:..................hmmm
guess it doesnt like me tonight !linda -yes if a cookie like that does exsist... it should be LAW !!! lets find it LOL !
Linda Jackson
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Skin, touch, bodily fluids, and slightly twisted imagination. Life is good.
:lol:..................hmmm
linda -yes if a cookie like that does exsist... it should be LAW !!! lets find it LOL !
:lol: We will find the ice cream cookie!! The search has begun! :lol:
Mine said: "Does your phone number spell anything? Have you checked?"
Wow, I dont know! I have to check...