Gonna post some of my favorite lines from Recovery. Focusing mostly on punchlines and rhymes here.
"You can get the dick, just call me the ballsac, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back you mutts"
- Cold Wind Blows
"Motherfucker might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cock sucker"
- Cold Wind Blows
"I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the ****
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion"
- Cold Wind Blows
"These are shoes that you can't fill
shit the day that happens the world'll stop spinning
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a stand still"
- Cold Wind Blows
"shit dissin me is just like pissin off the wizard of oz
wrap a lizard in gauze, beat you in the jaws with it
grab the scissors and saws and
cut out your livers, gizzards, and balls
throw you in the middle of the ocean in the blizzard with jaws"
- On Fire
"Gotta shake that ass like a Donkey with Parkinsons
Make like Michael J Fox in the Jaws playin with a etch-a-sketch
betcha that youll never guess whos knocking at your door"
- Won't Back Down
"Bitch am I the reason that your boyfriend stopped rapping
does a bird chirp? Lil Wayne slurps syrup til he burps
and smokes purp? Does a wordsearch gets circles (w)rapped around him like
you do when I come through? I'd like you to remind yourself
of what the fuck I can do when Im on the mic"
- Won't Back Down
"And get on the floor when the beat drops and stop stallin'
They call the Stefan Marlbury of rap, darling
Cause soon as they throw on some R. Kelly I start BALLIN'!"
- W.T.P.
"Chick, it ain't like me to split a piece of dry pita
I'll be an S-L 'til the I-M to the S-H-A-D-Y,
And I don't need a tank top to be a wife beater"
- W.T.P.
"you try to turn your charm on
Cause you just think you're Bishop the don one
But if you think you're fucking with me, homie you're on one
I'm cockin' my head back like 'Ed Lover, come on son
She's on my johnson, she brings my name up constant
Your boys are like "she's fucking with dude, she wants son"
- Seduction
"They call me fire Marshall, I shut the shit down
Your entire arsenal is not enough to fuck with one round
I am also the opposite of what you are like
You're a microcosm of what the fuck I am on the mic
I am awesome, and you are just awe-struck
She's love-stricken, she's got her jaw stuck
From sucking my dick, aww fuck"
- Seduction
"Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from 'em, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah that rap was tight, but umm..
I'm fucking with the greatest verse of all time
So you might want to go back to the lab tonight and um..."
- No Love
"That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore
When you so good that you can't say it
Because it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore"
- No Love
"Who can catch lightning in the bottle?
Set fire to water?
Comin' out the nozzle on the fire hose,
Quiet and swallow."
- Cinderella Man
"Rewound the future to the present,
Paused it don't ask how,
Fuck the past motherfucker
He's the shit right now"
- Cinderella Man
"there ain't nobody as bomb as me, I'm calm as the breeze
I'm the bee's knees, his legs and his arms I'm a
superstar, I'm ready for you Mama,
Why you think the only thing I got on is my pyjamas?"
- So Bad
"I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist, they call me Slim Rothelsberger
I get beserker than a fed up postal office worker"
- Almost Famous
"That's what I call blowing your mind, when I come back like nut on your spine
I'm a thumbtac that you slept on son
Now here I come screaming "attack" like I stepped on one!"
- Almost Famous
"Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick
Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you prick!"
- Almost Famous
"Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?
Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty
just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me"
- Untitled
"Cuz, you can bet your ass that we gone get it crackin'
Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'
Get your brains bashed in so bad
You gone have Kurt Kobain askin
To autograph a bloodstained napkin"
- Untitled
And, the best one liner on the entire album..........
"If they don't like they can all get fucked, instead of sucking him off
They can go get a belt or a neck tie, to hang themselves by
LIKE DAVID CARRADINE THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND JUST DIE!"
- Almost Famous