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Misheard MJ lyrics

I hear Speed Demon something like this

"pull up a bar and get your get it right" instead of "pull over boy and get your ticket right"

I have no clue what I'm hearing for most of the lyrics. That song is extremely hard to understand. :lol: Same goes for "Earth Song."
 
You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')
 
CaptainEoLove85 said:
I hear Speed Demon something like this

"pull up a bar and get your get it right" instead of "pull over boy and get your ticket right"

I have no clue what I'm hearing for most of the lyrics. That song is extremely hard to understand. :lol: Same goes for "Earth Song."
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hahaha...i used to think it was "Spee -DER" instead of Speed Demon, of course...I'm such a loser..when i was little, i never paid attention to the name of the song, it was just my favourite...lol

MicHil said:
You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')
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if only that were true...:lol: :naughty:
 
Oh... can't.. breathe..

I laughed myself into a coughing fit over the last two pages! I have to stop typing for laughing breaks! Great misheard lyrics everyone!
 
In Billie Jean it sounds like: 'The Cheetah Mugged My Son' & mother always told me, 'Don't go around breaking young girl arms'


Beat It: 'you wanna sing to macho men?'
 
this thread is messing with my brain, I went to bed and used my MP3 player and when "Bad" came on I started singing it as "your bird is mine" and I still can't get my brain to wrap around the fact that it's not "Mustache" in "Man in the Mirror" lol
 
MLR930 said:
this thread is messing with my brain, I went to bed and used my MP3 player and when "Bad" came on I started singing it as "your bird is mine" and I still can't get my brain to wrap around the fact that it's not "Mustache" in "Man in the Mirror" lol
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I used to think he said "Your word is mine" for a VERY long time!!! :lol:
 
I'm glad that the real lyrics to Billie Jean are not 'The cheetah mugged my son' & 'Dont go around breaking young girls' arms..' lmao thats what it sounds like to me
 
This is more Jacksons but in Dancing Machine I thought for this bit

"She's a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As she do, do, do her thing
Right on the scene"

I thought it was "do do do do do, KALAMAZOO"!
 
MicHil said:
You Rock My Word.

"stay with me, fulfil my dreams and i'll be all you need"

I heard it as "Stay with me, feel my d**k and i'll be all you need"

LMFAO that's how i sang it for the longest time... :')
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That actually had me crying laughing. :lmao:
 
LMFAO @ this thread :lol:

I used to think Michael was singing "Keep the feeeeetttttt", and "Annie are you walking" :toofunny:
 
In "In the closet" there is a part that goes something like..." so glad you came" Or something.....But I kept hearing " heaven"s connected cain..."
I still don"t quite understand what is he saying...ha, ha.
This topic is too funny.
 
Enjoying this thread. :)

My best one is in TWYMMF - instead of

"I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress"

I heard:

"I'd like the proof of your walk just up your dress!"

I always thought the song was dirty til I looked up the lyrics... then I was horribly embarrassed!
 
pleiades said:
Enjoying this thread. :)

My best one is in TWYMMF - instead of

"I like the groove of your walk, your talk, your dress"

I heard:

"I'd like the proof of your walk just up your dress!"

I always thought the song was dirty til I looked up the lyrics... then I was horribly embarrassed!
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LOL!
When I was little I used to sing:

"I smell your fever from miles around"

:toofunny:
 
In YANA 'But first I need your hand, then forever can begin.' 'your curtains I'm aware.' I think its 'burdens'
 
smile4mj said:
oh gosh.. I'm asian and not very english educated so I could say that I misheard a lot of Michael's song. I dont even know where to start..:scratch:
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Just out of curiosity, do you look up the lyrics if you're not sure about a song? I did that all the time when I was little, because I wanted to know exactly what Michael was singing. I still do that; when I read a quote from Michael and don't know what he's talking about I look it up so I know.
 
In Leave me Alone he says 'just stop doggin me around' I think hes saying 'just stop driving me around.' LOL
 
you are not alone:

right:
"you are not alone, i am here with you..."

my understanding when i was 13 years old:

"you are not alone, i'm a key with you..."

:D
 
I thought of one yesterday. In Keep The Faith I used to think "Some things in life you gotta leave them alone" was "Sometimes in life you gotta sleep on the floor".
 
'You're just another piece of meat.' -my mom.
And a few others, but I'm too embarrassed to post them. :D
 
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