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Misheard MJ lyrics

In the Jackson Live CD when they are singing SYBDTTG there is a section where Michael shouts "House Lights"...Up until this morning I thought he was shouting to the audience "How's Life"
 
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In 'Billie Jean' he sings "Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume" I hear "You smell like fuel" :lol:
 
The funniest thing I have ever heard was when my friend asked me if Michael sang in WBSS
"ma ma se ma ma sa ma microsoft"
I was roaring with laughter! :rofl:
 
OMG!!!! WOW. I made this thread over a year ago :dance:
I totally forgot about it :wub:
teheee
 
haha too bad Microsoft didn't ask MJ to sponser their stuff if that was really said lol.


In Billie Jean it always sounds like hes saying '& mother always told me, don't go around breaking young girl's arms...' lol I dunno if I said that already but its too funny. & again, 'Billie Jeans light my fire ..' someone once told me.
& BJ again, 'the Cheetahs mugged my son'

In Smooth Criminal I've read - 'As he came into the window' to be 'Nazi game at the window' & 'she was undoing the cable' - but its really 'she ran underneath the table' & in Smooth Criminal again I've read a part being 'man to man hesitation, sending heartbeats into my patients...'

ln Earth Song it sounds like 'Heavens are Falling Down, I can't even pee'
lol
 
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hahhaa this thread is funny

i used to think in Who Is It:
i gave her passion
i gave her soap

lol
 
In "Privacy" he sings "she just ridiculed and harassed" I hear "Chewed on her @ss" :hysterical: :hysterical:
 
:hysterical: Love this thread! Most of the lyrics have confused me at some point in time :D

E.g.

Me: "the land *gibberish* John Cain"
Real lyrics: "the land from which I came" (They Don't Care About Us)

Me: "Tell me the f*****g goes to jealousy"
Real lyrics: "Tell me are you the ghost of jealousy" (Ghosts)

:doh:
 
StephluvsMJ said:
I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :eek:
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:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
:lmao: When I'm listening to the songs I keep hearing everyone's misheard lyrics! I'm always singing "You're just another piece of meat" :doh:

While I'm here :ninja:, this makes no sense whatsoever but in Why You Wanna Trip On Me I used to think "You got world hunger" was "You got rude hunger" :scratch:
 
I swear Michael tells Naomi to 'shut up' in a very kinky-like voice in 'In the Closet' ; It turns me on. Just listen carefully ; its during the dialogue -part - during the 'she wants to get it' chorus, near the end.
 
Mundy said:
While I'm here :ninja:, this makes no sense whatsoever but in Why You Wanna Trip On Me I used to think "You got world hunger" was "You got rude hunger" :scratch:
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:lmao: I always used to hear that too!
 
Arklove said:
:lmao: I always used to hear that too!
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:lol: I don't think I'm gonna be able to explain this properly but I used to think it meant that it was an "inconvenience" to people. Like people would see ads about donating to charity and it annoyed people that they were being asked to help... or something :scratch:

Modulation Alert said:
And I always heard "You've got FOOD hunger" and then thought to myself, oh good, he's clarifying WHAT hunger because it seemed obvious to me you could have different kinds of hunger. DUH! *scratches head*
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:D I like hearing the explanations people come up with for misheard lyrics. I can't think of the song at the moment but there was one where I had come up with an explanation for the wrong lyric and when I found out the right lyrics it was about something totally different. :lol: I thought my version was better :ninja:
 
Mundy said:
:lol: I don't think I'm gonna be able to explain this properly but I used to think it meant that it was an "inconvenience" to people. Like people would see ads about donating to charity and it annoyed people that they were being asked to help... or something :scratch:
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:lmao: No, I completely understand!
 
In Just Good Friends, I used to think it was, "You won't see her kissing her feet."

:doh: :lmao:
 
in Another Part of me, which is the lyrics- it sounds like hes saying ... 'its just another pot of meat.' I dunno if thats been said before but here it is....
 
Speed Demon

Wrong Lyrics:
Pull on a pipe
and eat your chicken right
 
I always thought that in DSTYGE he says "Keep on, with the p*rnstars go." Embarrassed to have heard it this way lol.
 
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scream is a big one for me... didnt know half of the real lyrics from that song until i read them!! hahaha but once i did i loved how powerful they were
 
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