littlesparrow
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Haha, this is both hilarious and sad, but I thought it was kind of relevant to this thread, even though I'm sure it was just supposed to be funny...
What Michael would apparently look like if he was a "macho man"
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He's allegedly bleached his skin, tattooed on eyeliner and undergone countless plastic surgeries. But now, Michael Jackson is about to undergo his most extreme makeover yet: from Peter Pan to Macho Man! The King of Pop has reportedly been working out, [can't read these two words], has cut his hair and is using less makeup, while he lives in Bahrain, plotting his career comeback.
Michael's image overhaul comes soon after he got unsolicited advice from both Missy Elliot and Britney Spears. "I would give him thugged-out braids, a tank top, jeans and penny loafers," said Missy. Britney took it ever further: "He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's give you a moustache and rough you up -- go to a bar, get drunk and be a man' -- he needs to get into a fight." Was Michael listening?
Well, there's your typical American idea of "masculinity".
What Michael would apparently look like if he was a "macho man"
The text says:
He's allegedly bleached his skin, tattooed on eyeliner and undergone countless plastic surgeries. But now, Michael Jackson is about to undergo his most extreme makeover yet: from Peter Pan to Macho Man! The King of Pop has reportedly been working out, [can't read these two words], has cut his hair and is using less makeup, while he lives in Bahrain, plotting his career comeback.
Michael's image overhaul comes soon after he got unsolicited advice from both Missy Elliot and Britney Spears. "I would give him thugged-out braids, a tank top, jeans and penny loafers," said Missy. Britney took it ever further: "He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's give you a moustache and rough you up -- go to a bar, get drunk and be a man' -- he needs to get into a fight." Was Michael listening?
Well, there's your typical American idea of "masculinity".
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