You all really need to watch this again, and it would help you if you could lip read because you could see what really went on.
The hat was laying on the floor across the stage from Mike, (Mike actually glanced over at it a few times) Mike was quite angry at the hats selfish behaviour. Earlier on in the performance as the hat sat on Michaels head it was complaining throughout the whole routine, Michael put up with it for a while but then the hat threatened to jump off his head in the middle of the next routine and make Mike look stupid, well that was the last straw for Michael so he whipped the hat from his head and threw it across the stage.
All the while Mike could hear it moaning and groaning as it lay on the other side of the stage. Michael began to feel a bit sorry for it, he thought to himself how well the hat had performed in the past and how when Mike had tilted it so far over his face that the hat held on for dear life so as not to make Mike look a fool.
Mike walked over, looked down at it and circled around, Mike said are you going to behave if I pick you up, 'Yes said the hat' so Mike picked it up and said 'I will not put up with jealousy or selfishness' 'but' said the hat, it's not fair that the glove gets all the best jobs, 'Enough' said Michael as he slapped the hat and dented the middle, 'besides' said Mike, the glove was given that job because it glitters, 'Well' said the hat, if I had his job I would glitter too.
Mike walked to the middle of the stage and said this is your last chance, he held the hat out so it could see better and he slid the glove up and down his chest, 'Ohhhh!!!' said the hat as Michael slapped it back on his head.
Luckily for the hat, it did behave, but to this day it still tries to steal the sequins (sp) from the glove when it falls asleep.