Photo Captions

[Spider-Man]

Okay, jokes over. Gimme back my KFC!

O, good, they spelled my name right this time.

 

[JazmyneDraven]

Michael: "That is the last time I will ever be the first to pass out... What the hell did you guys do to me?!?!"

 

[whosbad]

Your comment under the photo is hilarious!!!!!

 

[mizzneneluvzmj]

michael: "Janet i think i just broke wind."

Janet (covers nose) : "Gosh michael it really stinks."

 

[_rckwitu]

^^ :lol: love it!

 

[mizzneneluvzmj]

^^ :lol: love it!

^_^ thanks

 

[michaelsirena]

mjj whispers..
hey!can you give me your landline number>mybe later..ahmm after this..you know
lady: yea sure sweetheart!!!

*wtf!!ahahh!!!

a litlle add: michael:and she bought it! i was only kiding .im to afraid anyway!!heheh!! im good !!*thinks in herat and tummey:and baseids i dont dat ANY woman whos saying yes that fast.......*im so awwwwosemly good !!heheh aoww!!
the ladyhh micahel..i.....cant believe i bought that one ..gewt me down from here now?! ok? *gets al down at flor .the just zoooomz back to her own..*
hihi i hope youall enyoi my captions!! ok?+love you michael loveprrrrrrrrrrrrrprrrrrrprrr!!hihi love.anja....!1 !

 

[michaelsirena]

michael spots some paparazzi outside of the beat it setp
thinking: great, when will they EVER leave me alone!

ola (thinking) : woww...he's just so cute. .... i wonder if he's free after the shooting....
michael (singing) : it's close to midddnigght.. and something evil's a lurkin' in the dark. .... and ola.... would you like to go on a date in the park? oh wait! hehe.... i meant... uh.... soo.. umm... yeah... would you?

a new litle add:
ola( or whoEVER!):you cant be serious?! i already HVAE a date!! and allso im just doing this work caue youre just a PLIAN friend michael..!! gich!! bim so sorry but i do have to say no..ok?

michael:nooooooo..!! ohh why me?! but.i.i..*almost cires--but then!..hes getting hie attetion drawed to:*
a voice outta pic: hey im anja can i have a lok at your work ? im all new in this but shure wanna learn...! and if you don mind..ill maybe be doing som singin and dancing here if ok?
the crew: uh...shuer .!! its ok.
michael still listening:what was THAT?! oh...shes allnew...i..i havent seen her here befroe.hm.its smoething really formilliar whit her..hm......*the michael heras me sing:*oh what a beautifull voice!
ME singing: yyyyou got the thriller..thiller night and ill dare you more than any ghoule EVER dare tryyyyyyy..!!*then im dancsun and sorta drwns into the vid..!
michael + cerw: wooww look at that ! shes really good at it.!! *the michael saying while staers:* i do believe we found the REAL girl to my trhiller..... ola ray youre soo fired.!!
ola rayh noooooo..micahel i needs the money !
michael:h dont you no me !!*thern says:* you over there come ....!! come here to me i wanna talk whti you ..im hiring you to the girlpert in my triller...!! come..!!
anja MEh?! are you saying...oh yeah ill do .......! om cooming!!
and the me and michael does the thriller vid ready and leive happily EVER after.!! cause what ahppens next .wel.thats another saga ok??
i hope you all like it .you toomichael.! i love you so my dearst litle pussymichael..!! see you soomn!! love....anja..... !hihi!

 

[TarinJade]

Elizabeth: Michael, what are you thinking?

Michael: (thinking) Won't this broad ever shut her trap??

Christian: It's a party! Surprise!!!

Michael: (through clenched teeth) I HATE surprises!!!

Security Guy: Uh-oh!

 

[JazmyneDraven]

^^^^ lol!!!

 

[Safira]

^^^^ lol!!!

just my words :rofl:

 

[Ashtanga]

And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:

 

[mizzneneluvzmj]

"i dont know what he did to deserve it but im suing this guy anway!"

 

[8701girl]

And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:

BAHHHHHAAA
I just notcied that! :toofunny:

 

[Ashtanga]

BAHHHHHAAA
I just notcied that! :toofunny:

:rofl:

 

[TarinJade]

And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:

Yeah, I was half-tempted to make a caption about that, but really, it speaks for itself.

 

[Ashtanga]

Yeah, I was half-tempted to make a caption about that, but really, it speaks for itself.

And as the picture speaks for itself...

Michael wants to help you to close the zipper? lol! :smilerolleyes::wild::wub:​

 

[StephluvsMJ]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

I apologise...

(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....

I'm so sorry, Sir

(referring to the PETA) Damn you!

*continues to squirm*

Damn you all to heck!

Give me the address of this PETA...

I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...

NOW!!!!

It’s two blocks past Lakers street...

Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...

Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!

They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!

...
Arrives at PETA Building...

I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?

KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...

Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...

CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...

I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...

You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!

MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!

The next day...

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah can I have my chicken now?

Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...

Yay!!!

 

[mizzneneluvzmj]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

I apologise...

(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....

I'm so sorry, Sir

(referring to the PETA) Damn you!

*continues to squirm*

Damn you all to heck!

Give me the address of this PETA...

I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...

NOW!!!!

It’s two blocks past Lakers street...

Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...

Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!

They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!

...
Arrives at PETA Building...

I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?

KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...

Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...

CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...

I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...

You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!

MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!

The next day...

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah can I have my chicken now?

Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...

Yay!!!

that was so awesome!!!!

 

[TarinJade]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Wonderful! :clap:

 

[Misayko]

My newest one:

The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...

I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’

Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!

where am I gonna get my chicken?

There’s a fried chicken place down the street...

But I don't want that one... I want KFC

Well we can't give you KFC...

I don't believe you...

It’s true, they are shutting us down

No...

They’re going to shutdown every chain in America

NO...please, no!

I really hate to disappoint you, but...

This is NOT happening....

tell me this is not happening!

I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.

...

Every chain in America will be closed by next week.

*starts sobbing*

I’m afraid this is the end of KFC

Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*

I apologise...

(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....

I'm so sorry, Sir

(referring to the PETA) Damn you!

*continues to squirm*

Damn you all to heck!

Give me the address of this PETA...

I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...

NOW!!!!

It’s two blocks past Lakers street...

Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...

Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!

They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!

...
Arrives at PETA Building...

I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?

KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...

Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...

CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...

I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...

You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!

MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!

The next day...

Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...

How can I help you?

Yeah can I have my chicken now?

Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...

Yay!!!

oh dear god :lol:
I WANT MY CHICKEN!! haha :doh: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[JazmyneDraven]

:lmao:

 

[vargak]

Brilliant! Well done!

 

[prismsagainst5live]

ROFL!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl: that was classic!

 

[Misayko]

we need some more!!

 

[Ágnes]

Guard: "Mr Jackson, we really should hire some locker here, so i wont have to carry your bag every day to the rehersals"
Michael: "yes, but we need the big bag for the antique store shopping trips every day, they promised me to have nice urns today"
Guard: "i didn`t know what was missing from today`s shedule...."

 

[princesmharj]

after a long day of work .. after his show .. (he looks tired)
someone ask ..

*who wants to date ciara?*

micheal : ill try .. she's more hotter than pamela


*peace !

 

[JazmyneDraven]

"I'm allergic to interviews! AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"



Michael: "Ma wip id duck"
Guy with water bottle: "um, what?"
Michael: "Hep!! Ma Wip id duck!!!! I dan det it aww!!"
Kid: "WTF did he say?"
Guy with bottle: "I dunno, maybe it's a new song..."
Kid: "Cool!" *starts 'singing' along* "Ma wip id duck, ma wip id duck"
*POP!!!*
Michael: "You shmucks! I was trying to say that I got my lip stuck in the bottle"
Kid: "You got your lip stuck, and you're calling us shmucks!?"
Guy with bottle: *trying not to laugh*
Michael: ".........shut up....."

 

[Ágnes]

Michael: "i am gonna wear 5 watches of these brand, so i really wont be late from the concerts"

 

[vargak]

Michael: "i am gonna wear 5 watches of these brand, so i really wont be late from the concerts"

so right!!! and of course he has to choose them in advance....have them shipped in...making sure they match his outfit.
and of course he needs new watches for every show ))))))
brilliant