Spider-Man
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- Jul 25, 2011
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Okay, jokes over. Gimme back my KFC!
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O, good, they spelled my name right this time.
^^ :lol: love it!
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mjj whispers..
hey!can you give me your landline number>mybe later..ahmm after this..you know
lady: yea sure sweetheart!!!
*wtf!!ahahh!!!
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michael spots some paparazzi outside of the beat it setp
thinking: great, when will they EVER leave me alone!
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ola (thinking) : woww...he's just so cute. .... i wonder if he's free after the shooting....
michael (singing) : it's close to midddnigght.. and something evil's a lurkin' in the dark. .... and ola.... would you like to go on a date in the park? oh wait! hehe.... i meant... uh.... soo.. umm... yeah... would you?
^^^^ lol!!!
And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:
And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:
:rofl:BAHHHHHAAA
I just notcied that! :toofunny:
And the pants zipper open.... :smilerolleyes::doh: :wild::wild::wild:
Yeah, I was half-tempted to make a caption about that, but really, it speaks for itself.
My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
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Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
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How can I help you?
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Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...
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I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’
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Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!
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where am I gonna get my chicken?
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There’s a fried chicken place down the street...
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But I don't want that one... I want KFC
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Well we can't give you KFC...
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I don't believe you...
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It’s true, they are shutting us down
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No...
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They’re going to shutdown every chain in America
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NO...please, no!
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I really hate to disappoint you, but...
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This is NOT happening....
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tell me this is not happening!
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I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.
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...
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Every chain in America will be closed by next week.
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*starts sobbing*
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I’m afraid this is the end of KFC
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Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*
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I apologise...
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(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....
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I'm so sorry, Sir
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(referring to the PETA) Damn you!
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*continues to squirm*
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Damn you all to heck!
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Give me the address of this PETA...
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I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...
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NOW!!!!
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It’s two blocks past Lakers street...
Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...
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Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!
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They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!
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...
Arrives at PETA Building...
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I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?
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KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...
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Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...
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CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...
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I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...
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You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!
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MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!
The next day...
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Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
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How can I help you?
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Yeah can I have my chicken now?
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Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...
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Yay!!!
My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
![]()
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
![]()
How can I help you?
![]()
Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...
![]()
I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’
![]()
Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!
![]()
where am I gonna get my chicken?
![]()
There’s a fried chicken place down the street...
![]()
But I don't want that one... I want KFC
![]()
Well we can't give you KFC...
![]()
I don't believe you...
![]()
It’s true, they are shutting us down
![]()
No...
![]()
They’re going to shutdown every chain in America
![]()
NO...please, no!
![]()
I really hate to disappoint you, but...
![]()
This is NOT happening....
![]()
tell me this is not happening!
![]()
I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.
![]()
...
![]()
Every chain in America will be closed by next week.
![]()
*starts sobbing*
![]()
I’m afraid this is the end of KFC
![]()
Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*
![]()
![]()
I apologise...
![]()
(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....
![]()
I'm so sorry, Sir
![]()
(referring to the PETA) Damn you!
![]()
*continues to squirm*
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Damn you all to heck!
![]()
![]()
Give me the address of this PETA...
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I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...
![]()
NOW!!!!
![]()
It’s two blocks past Lakers street...
Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...
![]()
Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!
![]()
They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!
![]()
...
Arrives at PETA Building...
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I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?
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KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...
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Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...
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CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...
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I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...
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You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!
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MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!
The next day...
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Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
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How can I help you?
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Yeah can I have my chicken now?
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Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...
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Yay!!!
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Michael: "i am gonna wear 5 watches of these brand, so i really wont be late from the concerts"