Michael: "Leave me alone!! I want to watch it!!!"
Michael: "It's Not fair, I Never get to Watch The Smurfs! *crying*"
): Hey, so mike...about that money you owe me-
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...
Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...
My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
How can I help you?
Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...
I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’
Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!
where am I gonna get my chicken?
There’s a fried chicken place down the street...
But I don't want that one... I want KFC
Well we can't give you KFC...
I don't believe you...
It’s true, they are shutting us down
No...
They’re going to shutdown every chain in America
NO...please, no!
I really hate to disappoint you, but...
This is NOT happening....
tell me this is not happening!
I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.
...
Every chain in America will be closed by next week.
*starts sobbing*
I’m afraid this is the end of KFC
Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*
I apologise...
(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....
I'm so sorry, Sir
(referring to the PETA) Damn you!
*continues to squirm*
Damn you all to heck!
Give me the address of this PETA...
I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...
NOW!!!!
It’s two blocks past Lakers street...
Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...
Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!
They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!
...
Arrives at PETA Building...
I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?
KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...
Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...
CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...
I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...
You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!
MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!
The next day...
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
How can I help you?
Yeah can I have my chicken now?
Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...
Yay!!!
Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...
Tom Meserau: Uh.. Mike, are you having some issues there? *points just below the crowns*
MJ: Look, you said we couldn't be late again, so I may have skipped a few details this morning...
Tom: Personally I wouldn't have skipped the underwear...
MJ: Well, next time don't rush me!!!
*looks straight ahead just as the camera's shutter clicks*
MJ: *looks down and quickly back up* Crap!! those girls on that MJJC website are going to go nuts over this...
Tom: See? This is why you should never skip the underwear...
Joseph: Okay my turn...WAZZZZZZUPPPPPPP
Michael: *laughing his head off*
Katherine: Honestley you two!!
I think I just died laughing, it is sooooo funny :rofl: :rofl:My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
How can I help you?
Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...
I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’
Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!
where am I gonna get my chicken?
There’s a fried chicken place down the street...
But I don't want that one... I want KFC
Well we can't give you KFC...
I don't believe you...
It’s true, they are shutting us down
No...
They’re going to shutdown every chain in America
NO...please, no!
I really hate to disappoint you, but...
This is NOT happening....
tell me this is not happening!
I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.
...
Every chain in America will be closed by next week.
*starts sobbing*
I’m afraid this is the end of KFC
Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*
Yay!!!
My newest one:
The PETA are planning to close down KFC... and Michael gets a little upset :lol:
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
How can I help you?
Yeah I would like some of your sweet tender chicken... with the 11 secret herbs and spices...
I’m sorry but the PETA won’t let us sell chicken no mo’
Whattaya mean “won’t let us sell chicken no mo’”?!
where am I gonna get my chicken?
There’s a fried chicken place down the street...
But I don't want that one... I want KFC
Well we can't give you KFC...
I don't believe you...
It’s true, they are shutting us down
No...
They’re going to shutdown every chain in America
NO...please, no!
I really hate to disappoint you, but...
This is NOT happening....
tell me this is not happening!
I’m sorry, but they’ve already filed the lawsuit.
...
Every chain in America will be closed by next week.
*starts sobbing*
I’m afraid this is the end of KFC
Noooo!!! * squirms around on the floor*
I apologise...
(thinking) mouth watering tender chicken breast... seasoned with 11 different herbs and spices....
I'm so sorry, Sir
(referring to the PETA) Damn you!
*continues to squirm*
Damn you all to heck!
Give me the address of this PETA...
I’m sorry sir, but we’re not authorised to give out...
NOW!!!!
It’s two blocks past Lakers street...
Moments later.... making his way to the PETA building...
Oh Nawww... they are NOT getting away with this!
They are NOT taking my CHICKEN!!!
...
Arrives at PETA Building...
I want my chicken!
PETA guy: What chicken?
KFC, you know, chicken!
PETA guy: We can't...
Give me back my CHICKEN!!!!!
PETA guy #2: Sir, we don't know what you're talking about...
CHICKEN!!!!!!
PETA guy: Just calm down...
I'll kill ya, I'll kill all of ya!!!!
PETA guy #2: Will you please calm down and tell us what you want...
You are NOT going to take my KFC!
PETA guy: We promise not to close KFC if you promise not to shoot us!
MJ: Fine
PETA guy: Fine, it's a deal then
MJ: Yay!!!
The next day...
Michael walks into the KFC restaurant...
How can I help you?
Yeah can I have my chicken now?
Sure thing Mr Jackson, coming right up...
Yay!!!
Michael: "No Janet! Don't bite my leg! Ahhh!"
