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What is MICHAEL's Funniest Quote ?????

My favourite is..."I'm a nice PERSON!!!", his young cousins pushing him to the pool again.
 
not his funniest quote, but i love it when he says....'waterrrrrr, waterrrrrrr!' :wub:
 
ok... i feel like a complete loser and i'm completely ashamed but can somebody tell me where this ' i'll give u more than just a hug' quote is from.
i shall punish myself by promising to watch this video over and over again once i find it. poor me. hehe.
also...'how old are u?
30
silence.
no..24
 
0o0jackie0o0 said:
ok... i feel like a complete loser and i'm completely ashamed but can somebody tell me where this ' i'll give u more than just a hug' quote is from.
i shall punish myself by promising to watch this video over and over again once i find it. poor me. hehe.
also...'how old are u?
30
silence.
no..24
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here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuVFKC1s6aQ
starts @ 0:18 :D
 
To Elizabeth Taylor, opening his Christmas presents: "Super Soaker! You better lock your door".
 
it's not a quote but when i read Mom Katherine's book "My Family" , i almost die because of laughing. She mentioned about Michael's nosiness. I cannot stop laughing when i even said "Michael's nosiness".
I'm sure most of you know this, but i want to share that part with you and how much i laugh. Here you are:

"
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”​
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"

with L-O-V-E​
 
^ HA HA HA that is so funny! I think he did that to get a sense of how a person is by the things they keep, u know their personal stuff!? Just my humble Opinion!

I like the quote when MJ said something like he would kick a paparazzi ass moonwalk style! That was awesome! :D
 
During an Invincible album signing, some fan came up to him in hysterics and asked Michael to marry her. When she left, he yelled to her, "See you at the wedding!"
 
anthontherun said:
During an Invincible album signing, some fan came up to him in hysterics and asked Michael to marry her. When she left, he yelled to her, "See you at the wedding!"
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yeah, and he even put a ring she gave him on his finger :)
 
MyLifeMJ said:
it's not a quote but when i read Mom Katherine's book "My Family" , i almost die because of laughing. She mentioned about Michael's nosiness. I cannot stop laughing when i even said "Michael's nosiness".
I'm sure most of you know this, but i want to share that part with you and how much i laugh. Here you are:

"
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”​
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"

with L-O-V-E​
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Oh my god....HYSTERICAL...thanks for sharing.
 
I may have had a dream about this but i think it was from The Making Of Thriller

Interviewer - So Michael do you have any favorite horror movies?
Michael - Oh gee. I don't like to watch horror movies cause i get scared
Interviewer - Are you scared of yourself? (Meaning is MJ scared to watch himself in Thriller)
Michael - Yes
 
Re: What is MICHAEL's Funniest Qoute ?????

mariemarie said:
When he said "Tell her to go to hell"!

"Her" is Gloria Allred who wanted to investigate how he threated his kids.

I remember I LOVED Michael more than ever when I saw it. YAY!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7V4goAn_U
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:lol: I think its kinda hot when he curses and so funny.

Carinemjj said:
''Jesus Christmas!'' (while recieving a gift from 2 fans)

He so didn't want to swear! LOL
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haha I love this one! :D
 
MyLifeMJ said:
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”​
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"

with L-O-V-E​
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OMG that's so cute and funny :lol:

bluetopez said:
^ HA HA HA that is so funny! I think he did that to get a sense of how a person is by the things they keep, u know their personal stuff!? Just my humble Opinion!

I like the quote when MJ said something like he would kick a paparazzi ass moonwalk style! That was awesome! :D
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whaaaaat? he actually said that? I thought it was Eddie Murphy who said it :D
 
MyLifeMJ said:
it's not a quote but when i read Mom Katherine's book "My Family" , i almost die because of laughing. She mentioned about Michael's nosiness. I cannot stop laughing when i even said "Michael's nosiness".
I'm sure most of you know this, but i want to share that part with you and how much i laugh. Here you are:

"
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"​


with L-O-V-E​
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:lol:
 
lucilla said:
whaaaaat? he actually said that? I thought it was Eddie Murphy who said it :D
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It was his interview for Gold magazine in 2002

"If You were invisible for a day in London, what would you do?"

Michael:Oh boy. Who would I like to slap? Let me see {laughs}... I think I'd find one of the tabloid paparazzis and kick his ass , moonwalk style. :lol:
 
MyLifeMJ said:
it's not a quote but when i read Mom Katherine's book "My Family" , i almost die because of laughing. She mentioned about Michael's nosiness. I cannot stop laughing when i even said "Michael's nosiness".
I'm sure most of you know this, but i want to share that part with you and how much i laugh. Here you are:

"
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”​
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"

with L-O-V-E​
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Awww very cute & funny! :wub: :lol:
 
Re: What is MICHAEL's Funniest Qoute ?????

''Brad hit it NONONO kidding'' loved it. I'm not so sure if I wrote it right tough, is Brad or Brett? lol now that I think it I'm not so sure if can be considered a quote.[/QUOTE]

lol wheres this one from ive never heard it before..
btw i love to tour. definitely the best hahaha i always laugh when he says tht
and salvation army tomorrow bill!
halarious

o o o how bout "you sound like carrol burnett"
hahahaaha
 
virginia_woolf said:
It was his interview for Gold magazine in 2002

"If You were invisible for a day in London, what would you do?"

Michael:Oh boy. Who would I like to slap? Let me see {laughs}... I think I'd find one of the tabloid paparazzis and kick his ass , moonwalk style. :lol:
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Yes, Yes there it is! I sure
 
Re: What is MICHAEL's Funniest Qoute ?????

emmy18 said:
''Brad hit it NONONO kidding'' loved it. I'm not so sure if I wrote it right tough, is Brad or Brett? lol now that I think it I'm not so sure if can be considered a quote.
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[/QUOTE]lol wheres this one from ive never heard it before..
btw i love to tour. definitely the best hahaha i always laugh when he says tht
and salvation army tomorrow bill!
halarious[/QUOTE]

It was during one of his HIStory concerts I believe and he messed with Brad or Bret? Pointing to start the music like a cue to begin and he really didn't mean it! :p MJ wasn't ready yet and was just messing around! LOL!

I hope I explained that alright cause I seen that clip before and might have the concert too?!?

Edit: Off topic i really suck at double quoting something, Sorry! :( lol
 
This is the best of all:


virginia_woolf said:
It was his interview for Gold magazine in 2002

"If You were invisible for a day in London, what would you do?"

Michael:Oh boy. Who would I like to slap? Let me see {laughs}... I think I'd find one of the tabloid paparazzis and kick his ass , moonwalk style. :lol:
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Oh Michael.... That would be very fun. :lol:
 
MyLifeMJ said:
it's not a quote but when i read Mom Katherine's book "My Family" , i almost die because of laughing. She mentioned about Michael's nosiness. I cannot stop laughing when i even said "Michael's nosiness".
I'm sure most of you know this, but i want to share that part with you and how much i laugh. Here you are:

"
I’d also get reports from his brothers concerning his nosiness.
“Mother, when we were at so-and-so’s house, Michael just had to know
what was in their drawer,” one of them would say. “When they left the room
he opened the drawer and look inside.”​
MARLON: He hasn’t changed. We were backstage somewhere during the
Victory tour when Michael walked into a man’s office and started nosing
around. “Michael, get out of those drawers!” we told him.
He’s well known for snooping in his brothers’ stuff, too. One day he was
over at Randy’s. Randy had to go somewhere, and after he left, Michael
started opening some of his drawers. In one of them he found a note:
“Michael, don’t go in here with your nosy self!” Michael laughed and
laughed.
"

with L-O-V-E​
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I can just imagine the look on Michael's face when he found the note :D
 
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artik said:
I can just imagine the look on Michael's face when he found the note :D
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It would be something like:

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Or


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:lol:


:wub:
 
Re: What is MICHAEL's Funniest Qoute ?????

lol wheres this one from ive never heard it before..
btw i love to tour. definitely the best hahaha i always laugh when he says tht
and salvation army tomorrow bill!
halarious[/QUOTE]

It was during one of his HIStory concerts I believe and he messed with Brad or Bret? Pointing to start the music like a cue to begin and he really didn't mean it! :p MJ wasn't ready yet and was just messing around! LOL!

I hope I explained that alright cause I seen that clip before and might have the concert too?!?

Edit: Off topic i really suck at double quoting something, Sorry! :( lol[/QUOTE]


yeh i thought it was from the history tour lol its pretty funny
i think its brad but ive heard brandon aswell so not sure lol
dw i suck at quoting to lol thanks for answering :)
 
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