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Someone on Twitter has set up a page full of satirical
Michael Jackson facts in the style of Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson isn't pushing his feet backwards when moonwalking, he's pushing the Earth forward.
A flood once occurred during a Michael Jackson concert. It was caused by the fans drooling over how hot Michael was. #WTFMJfacts
When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he saw Michael Jackson running to him screaming "Get off my lawn!"
When Michael Jackson wants to travel by car, he just transforms into a car.
When Michael Jackson enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Michael Jackson's watch has no numbers. It simply says "Time to Moonwalk".
Michael Jackson didn't die. He just moved to Heaven
Michael Jackson picks star dust from the sky to make his glitter glove and socks.
Michael Jackson once defeated a grizzly bear by telling the bear to "Beat It".
A study found that the first cause of fainting in the world was Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was born, he didn't cry. He just said "Shamone!" and moonwalked out of the labor room.
Michael Jackson speaks his own language: Jacksonese. HEE HEE, DAH & AOOW are actual words, but their meaning remains a mystery
Any artist who ever won an award knows that it's only because Michael Jackson was kind enough to let them win.
Michael Jackson wears sunglasses to not be blinded by his own aura.
Michael Jackson can eat chicken AND be a vegetarian. He just tells the chicken "You're a vegetable!" and vegetablizes it
If Luke cried when Darth Vader told him he was his father, it's because he was hoping to be Michael Jackson's son
When Clark Kent wants to save someone, he becomes Superman. When Superman wants to save the world, he becomes Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson isn't blessed with music. Music is blessed with Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's Force is so powerful, it was photographed by satellites in orbit around the Earth.
Michael can light a candle by blowing on it."
If you spell Michael Jackson in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
There are no such things as tornados. Michael Jackson just likes practicing his spins every once in a while.
Oh shut up. Did you say Michael Jackson is dead? That's impossible. Michael Jacksons don't die"
Who said Michael Jackson died? He is on a universal tour; currently performing in heaven!!!"
"And when Michael Jackson performed in heaven, Goddesses fainted!"
Michael Jackson is what Willis was talking about."
When a magician does an illusion,you wonder what the trick is. When Michael Jackson dances,you just accept that there isn’t any.
When Michael Jackson sings in the shower, the Rolling Stones are the opening act.
Michael Jackson can. Others try.
Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Michael Jackson records turns to platinum.
Michael Jackson can't play heads or tails. Every time he tosses a coin, it always lands into the nearest jukebox.
A new research conducted by more than 10,000 scientists globally concludes that Michael Jackson is indeed the greatest ever.
Michael Jackson facts in the style of Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson isn't pushing his feet backwards when moonwalking, he's pushing the Earth forward.
A flood once occurred during a Michael Jackson concert. It was caused by the fans drooling over how hot Michael was. #WTFMJfacts
When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he saw Michael Jackson running to him screaming "Get off my lawn!"
When Michael Jackson wants to travel by car, he just transforms into a car.
When Michael Jackson enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Michael Jackson's watch has no numbers. It simply says "Time to Moonwalk".
Michael Jackson didn't die. He just moved to Heaven
Michael Jackson picks star dust from the sky to make his glitter glove and socks.
Michael Jackson once defeated a grizzly bear by telling the bear to "Beat It".
A study found that the first cause of fainting in the world was Michael Jackson.
When Michael Jackson was born, he didn't cry. He just said "Shamone!" and moonwalked out of the labor room.
Michael Jackson speaks his own language: Jacksonese. HEE HEE, DAH & AOOW are actual words, but their meaning remains a mystery
Any artist who ever won an award knows that it's only because Michael Jackson was kind enough to let them win.
Michael Jackson wears sunglasses to not be blinded by his own aura.
Michael Jackson can eat chicken AND be a vegetarian. He just tells the chicken "You're a vegetable!" and vegetablizes it
If Luke cried when Darth Vader told him he was his father, it's because he was hoping to be Michael Jackson's son
When Clark Kent wants to save someone, he becomes Superman. When Superman wants to save the world, he becomes Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson isn't blessed with music. Music is blessed with Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's Force is so powerful, it was photographed by satellites in orbit around the Earth.
Michael can light a candle by blowing on it."
If you spell Michael Jackson in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
There are no such things as tornados. Michael Jackson just likes practicing his spins every once in a while.
Oh shut up. Did you say Michael Jackson is dead? That's impossible. Michael Jacksons don't die"
Who said Michael Jackson died? He is on a universal tour; currently performing in heaven!!!"
"And when Michael Jackson performed in heaven, Goddesses fainted!"
Michael Jackson is what Willis was talking about."
When a magician does an illusion,you wonder what the trick is. When Michael Jackson dances,you just accept that there isn’t any.
When Michael Jackson sings in the shower, the Rolling Stones are the opening act.
Michael Jackson can. Others try.
Everything King Midas touches turns to gold. Everything Michael Jackson records turns to platinum.
Michael Jackson can't play heads or tails. Every time he tosses a coin, it always lands into the nearest jukebox.
A new research conducted by more than 10,000 scientists globally concludes that Michael Jackson is indeed the greatest ever.
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