Misheard MJ lyrics

On Keep The Faith i always that Michael sang ''and you can cop a feel, Stead of circumstance'' instead of ''And you can go by feel
'Stead of circumstance''

and on Sunset Driver i though that Mike sang ''Scary Spider'' instead of ''Friday's brighter''
 
I used the think beat it went like this:

Show them how to f**k it!
Strong or get f***ked! (doesn't even make sense! :lol:)

and smooth criminal

Annie are you ok?
are you jealous, that you're ok :lol:

Morphine:

Demerol, Demerol
Oh God is taking demerol :eek:
:lol::rofl:

So many funny posts here. Well, mine ain't that funny.

Too Bad-Why don't you scream shawty(=shorty) instead of ~shout it
 
In "They Don't Care About Us":

"You're rapin' me of my pride for God's sake."

kinda sounds like he's saying "You're rapin' me for my Prada for God's sake." :D

And of course, the ad lib from the "Give In To Me" demo ... "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

readily available on youtube ... 3:00 mark.

 
In "They Don't Care About Us":

"You're rapin' me of my pride for God's sake."

kinda sounds like he's saying "You're rapin' me for my Prada for God's sake." :D

And of course, the ad lib from the "Give In To Me" demo ... "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

readily available on youtube ... 3:00 mark.
Love is a doughnut? HAHAHHA! Was MJ hungry when he sand that or something?
 
In "They Don't Care About Us":

"You're rapin' me of my pride for God's sake."

kinda sounds like he's saying "You're rapin' me for my Prada for God's sake." :D

And of course, the ad lib from the "Give In To Me" demo ... "LOVE IS A DOUGHNUT!!!"

readily available on youtube ... 3:00 mark.

I used to hear "You're rapin' me but I'm a product for God's sake." :doh:

So what is the ad lib supposed to be?
 
yea LOL and in they dont really care about the adlib towards the end i have NOOOOOOOOO clue what he says but it sounds like dont-you-set-that-boshmeck-now-babay!!!!
 
Yeah, I could not decipher any words in that.

OT, but am I the only one who laughs when he grabs himself and yells at 1:43?
 
^ I'm not entirely sure :unsure: He always loses me after the "Don't call me Billie Jean" line.

I guess this isn't really a misheard lyric, but whenever I sing Beat it now, I seem to mix it with Weird Al's parody of the song, Eat it. So instead of singing it the way MJ sings it, my version usually come's out like this:

Beat it! Beat it!
No one wants to be defeated!
Have a banana
Have a light snack... :huh:

And it's not like I do it on purpose. It's almost as if my brain thinks those are the actual lyrics. I can't tell you how many times I've screamed these lyrics out at a dance party or something when Beat it is being played.
 
There's a 'show' on dutch radio, called 'mama appelsap'

They always play songs with misheard lyrics. People can call when they think they heard a dutch sentence or word in a song.
The tune they use for their show is a piece of WBSS, the piece where he sings the "mamase...."
And when you speak dutch it really kinda does sound like the last "mama macoosa" is actually "mama appelsap" which means "mama apple juice"

 
hahaaa :lol:

when MJ sings Beat It live has anyone noticed he goes, "they told him don't you ever come around sh..."
I dunno if he swears but he doesn't say "here"
i noticed on the Bucharest DVD, but then i thought it was just me
and he says it on Beat It live from the Bad tour toooo...

hmmm, :lol: might just be me :D

He does that in Bad Tour as well, where it sounds like "shim" or "sham." Sham would kinda make sense in that the gangster (from the video and performances) was a "sham."

I thought "Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree" in Dirty Diana was "Who promise BS and fame, a life that's soakevery!" XD

Same thing with Dangerous "divinity and motion" sounds like "divinity and BS"
 
In "They Don't Care About Us":

"You're rapin' me of my pride for God's sake."

kinda sounds like he's saying "You're rapin' me for my Prada for God's sake." :D

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT! LMAO! Like MJ's saying "You're raping me of my Prada :( Give it back, I like my leathers :("

In D.S. when he says "He'll outshock in every single way", I always thought it was like "He has a shotgun with a single ray" :lol:
 
i've thought of quite a funny one
when i first heard Streetwalker i thought MJ sung "ya see i'm not a mad girl, just like you" :lol:

and on Earth Song at the end, well around 4:29 in the lyrics it says "What about the bleeding Earth
(What about us)
Can't we feel its wounds"
is that what he actually says?
too me it sounds like
what about eff-a-ken
i even g-doo

:/ :wub: ahhh MJ :D

mouahahhaha, thats exactly what i understand in earth song LOL

In DSTYGE, even though I know it's actually "when the force starts," I always hear "we're the porn stars."
LOL i have to listen to that song again now and have to understand "we're the porn stars". i guess i will start laughing now every time i hear the song!!!:)

Haha when i was little I always used 2 sings "keep on do the bus stop, dont stop til u get enough" :lol:
LOL! well when you are little and use public transportation... could make sense LOL

You know in Wanna Be Startin Somethin when they say Ma Ma Se Ma Ma Sa Ma Ma Coo Sa, my aunt thought it said " I'ma see you on the side of the mountain side."

cool version of understanding that part LOL.

There was a time wherein I heard bad and thought i heard "you're bird is mine."

your bird is miiiiiiiiineeee... and your dog toooooooooo LOLOL. hilarious.

Sunset Driver:

Sunset Driver
Midnight rider
Friday's brighter
Morning rider
You're a Saturday nighter

Instead of Friday's brighter, I used to hear "Friday Spider" and I was like ???

haha, you are lucky, you understood "friday spider" but i understood "flying spider" LOL. and i am really scared of spiders LOL so a flying spider would be even worse than a normal one :D

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD THAT! LMAO! Like MJ's saying "You're raping me of my Prada :( Give it back, I like my leathers :("

In D.S. when he says "He'll outshock in every single way", I always thought it was like "He has a shotgun with a single ray" :lol:

LOL haha shotgun. well could be haha. but so funny.

when i was on the history concert in 1997 i wasnt a MJ fan that time. so i didnt know much of his songs. but i knew "smooth criminal". but of course i didnt know the lyrics and since i was 13 my english sucked very much. so i wasnt singing "annie are you okay" but i was singing something like "adda wetchie wokkie... adda wetchie wokkie... adda wokkie yeah..." lol. and all the fans looked at me like i was going insane. but to me it sounded well ;) lolol.
 
haha, you are lucky, you understood "friday spider" but i understood "flying spider" LOL. and i am really scared of spiders LOL so a flying spider would be even worse than a normal one :D

Haha, you gave me such a laugh with that! I just pictured flying spiders in my mind:D
 
well i remember singing "Eddy are you walking?" until i read the lyrics of smooth criminal and discovered that it was "annie are you okay?"
 
I know someone who thought that MJ in Smooth Criminal was saying 'heady are you okay?' as in somebody had bumped their head lol instead of 'annie, are you okay'.
 
I know someone who thought that MJ in Smooth Criminal was saying 'heady are you okay?' as in somebody had bumped their head lol instead of 'annie, are you okay'.

I know someone that sung "Baby if you want me" instead of "Annie are you ok" LOL
 
I know someone that sung "Baby if you want me" instead of "Annie are you ok" LOL

Hahahaha lol.

I still can't work out what he says at the end of They Don't Care About us, it sounds to me like 'dunfackkatonakdak me baby'. I'm like MJ it sounds hot as hell....but what are you saying lol.
 
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Hahahaha lol.

I still can't work out what he says at the end of They Don't Care About us, it sounds to me like dunfackkatonakdak me baby. I'm like MJ it sounds hot as hell....but what are you saying lol.


Yeah,indeed.
The ending is very weird o.o
 
I used to think when mj say 'I like the groove of ur walk...' in twymmf that it was 'I like t goof up your walk ...' LOL :p
 
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