It's Michael #%$^%&*( Jackson, the superhuman. Stands up with boatloads of benzos when most of us would be yelp confused stuff from somewhere deep inside of us, he knows how to push that plunger until the entire dosage is in him, he kindly wait for the entire amount to be in him before he passes out- and he can be an alcoholic without any indication of it in his liver.
Thanks to his Doctor shopping skills he fooled one into performing a suspicious ritual to alter his liver- usually at sundown, when the crescent moon is rising.
What do think the green giant was for? Absorbing toxicity from his liver, of course. Also, his personality became so 'addictive' because he channeled the alcoholism into it. He's Michael @#$%^&* Jackson.